2025 Draft
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1.
Byars, Ray by Captain Dunphy,
"undefeated as my partner"
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2.
Batlle, Carlos by Captain AC,
"unintelligible/inaudible due to Captain's condition"
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3.
Dugas, Brad by Captain AC,
"Fuckin Joe, whatz up wit him"
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4.
Killian, Bill by Captain Dunphy,
"ya see its all in the hips"
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Killian, Jr, Billy by Captain AC,
"Billy God Damn It"
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Ritchie, Bill by Captain Dunphy,
"killing them softly"
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Tripoli, Matt by Captain AC,
"Did I pick Triopli yet?"
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8.
Seibal, Terry by Captain Dunphy,
"top partner in the draft"
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9.
Fisher, Alan by Captain AC,
"Tripoli, pick Matt. I already took him?"
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10.
Ewing, Curt by Captain Dunphy,
"recently retired by high noon stock"
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11.
Mendoza, Alex by Captain AC,
"unintelligible/inaudible due to Captain's condition"
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12.
Belcher, Alex by Captain Dunphy,
"need a billy killer"
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13.
McGuffin, Larry by Captain AC,
"Alan, Fuck you Slo. I took him already? Lmac at an 8 bitch"
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14.
Crawford, John by Captain Dunphy,
"crafted the greatest comeback in slyder history"
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15.
Clarke, Rob by Captain AC,
"Fucking going down Mother-Fucker (original pick John Kush)"
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16.
Rafferty, Mike by Captain Dunphy,
"half a buck better than a whole"
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17.
Jain, Vijay by Captain AC,
"Kush, no wait, fucking Joe, VJ bitch"
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18.
Gardner, Carson by Captain Dunphy,
"like his length, good golfer too"
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19.
Janisse, Dale by Captain AC,
"unintelligible/inaudible due to Captain's condition (original pick Mike McCabe)"
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20.
Hendrix, Brad by Captain Dunphy,
"3 and 0 together"
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21.
Watson, Tim by Captain AC,
"Went from a 10 to a 2, will kill you (factcheck: not accurate, Tim's index similar to 2024)"
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22.
Slovensky, Mark by Captain Dunphy,
"local knowledge worth a couple of strokes"
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23.
Grimaldi, Paul by Captain AC,
"What is Paul's first name? I mean Grimaldi"
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24.
Seibal, Scott by Captain Dunphy,
"retirement good for the game"
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25.
Semenza, Dustin by Captain AC,
"first pick asshole"
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26.
Young, Jeff by Captain Dunphy,
"he fixed carson i dont want him to break him"
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